NZ Stockcar Crazy!! -- www.nzstockcarcrazy.com

Here's a page for a laugh! Check out what your favourite make of car stands for!
Want to submit your own acronyms as well? Don't hesitate to E-Mail me them!

Ford:
Fast On Race Day
First On Race Day
Fantasizes On Race Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Forever On Rolling Development
Family Orientated Rusting Demon
Fearful Of Real Danger
Ferociously Over Rated Dunger
F**ked On Race Day
Forgotten On Race Day
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flying Onto Rubbish Dump
First On Road Dead
Feared On Race Day
Fixed On Race Day
Flavour On Race Day
Flying On Race Day
Favoured On Race Day
Favourite On Race Day
Farts On Race Day
Fumes On Race Day
First Onto Rubbish Dump
Flip Over Read Directions
F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
Firsst On Recall Day
First On Rust & Deterioration
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. & Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump
F**king On Road Disaster
F**ked On Road Disaster
Flooded Old Roasted Dunger
For Old Retired Dickheads
For Old Retarded Dudes
Famous On Race Day
Found On Race Day
Flogged On Race Day
Fire On Race Day
F**ked Over Race Design
Fetish Over Realising Danger
First On Rust Duty
Found On Ray's Drive
Flips On Race Day
Friends Of Rotary Drivers
Friends Of Rotary Dorks
Fails On Rusty Doors
Friends Of Rusty Drivers
Friends Of Rusty Dorks
Friends Of Rover Drivers
Friends Of Rover Dorks
Friends Of Rally Dorks
Friends Of Rally Drivers
Flies On Rusty Doors
Flying On Rusty Doors
First On Rusty Doors
Famous Old Rusty Doors
First Overall Rust Deterioration
Faithful Old Rusty Doors
Four Old Rusty Doors
F**kin' Old Rusty Dunger/s
Fearful Of Rover Drivers
Fearful Of Rotary Drivers
Fearful Of Rally Drivers
Faints On Race Day
For Old Retarded Dorks
For Old Retired Dorks
For Old Retarded Dickheads
Found On Railroad Deserted
Found On Roadside Dead
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
backwards -- Dorks Ride On Fords
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Faithful Old Rusting Dungers
Favourite Of Reject Division
Farting Old Reckless Design
Falls Onto Recycling Dump
Fearful Of Recycling Dumps
Flies Onto Recycling Dump
Flying Onto Recycling Dump
First Onto Recycling Dump
Famous Old Recycled Dungers
Famous Old Rejected Dungers
Fearful Of Rapid Destruction
Fearful Of Rampant Destruction
For Only Retired Designers
For Only Retarded Designers
Favourite Of Recycle Department
Favourite Of Rain Directors
Famous Old Recycled Dirtbags
Filthy Old Rattling Dungers
Famous Old Rattling Design
Filthy Old Rattling Dungers
Filthy Old Rattling Design
First On Rapid Deterioration
Favourite On Rapid Deterioration
Famous Old Rejected Design
Filthy Old Rejected Design
Finest Of Reject Department
First Of Rejected Deliveries
Frightened Of Real Designs
Frightful Of Right Decision
Fearful Of Real Decision
F**kin' Old Rooted Design
Feared Old Rotary Destructer
Feared Old Rotary Devastator
Favourite Of Ramp Derbies
Flies Off Ramps Directly
Falls Off Ramps Directly
Flops Off Ramps Directly
Flips Off Ramps Directly
Flies Off Ramps Daily
Falls Off Ramps Daily
Flops Off Ramps Daily
Flips Off Ramps Daily
Flies Off Ramps Dangerously
Falls Off Ramps Dangerously
Flops Off Ramps Dangerously
Flips Off Ramps Dangerously
Fearful Of Real Directions
Favourite Of Rice Drivers
Falls On Ramp Derbies
Fearful Of Ramp Derbies
Flops Onto Rotten Drains
Fearful Of Red Dots
Floating Old Rusting Derelict
Floppy Old Rented Design
backwards -- Drivers Rely On Fat
backwards -- Driven Regularly On Fat
Flattened Old Rusting Dunger
backwards -- Datsun Rules Over Ford
backwards -- Dont Ride Over Fifty
backwards -- Danged Roaches Outrun Ford
Found Off Road Dead
Favourite Of Rogue Dealerships
Favourite Of Ripoff Dealers
Favourite On Road Damaged
First On Road Damaged
Filthy Old Rusting Demon
Fearful Of Racing Damage
Favourite Of Rust Damage
Fearful Of Reclaimation Developments
Favourite Of Reclaimation Developments
Falls Off Road Deliberately
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Flips Off Road Deliberately
Floppy Old Rattling Dunger
Floppy Old Rattly Dunger
Flames On Race Day
Fire On Race Day
Fearful Of Rain Days
Frightened On Rainy Days
Fell Off Rear Deck
F**kin' Opposed Race-Stewards Decision
Forced Open Rear Door
Feel Obliged Race Dudette
Funding Only Real Disasters
F**k Off, Race Director!
Front Or Rear Damage
Flats On Race Day
backwards -- Dumped Regularly On Freeways
Farts Of Rotten Distinction
Foul Odours Regularly Dispatched
Fumes Of Rancid Dysentry
Fumes Of Rancid Diarrhoea

Subaru:
Stuffed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
[Subaru Backwards - U R A BUS]
See Us Boys At Rallies Usually
Steam Under Bonnet After Races Usually

Holden:
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Hold On Lady Damn Engine Nackered
Hop Out Love Da Engine's Nackered
Heaps Of Leaks, Dents & Engine Noises

BMW:
Big Money Waste/r
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window/Break My Windows
Brutal Money Waster
Big Motor Worries
Broken Motor Worries
Big Man Wannabe
Bling My Wheels!

Buick:
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Butt Ugly Idiots Chosen Krusier

Chevrolet:
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cant Have Everything Very Rich Old Lady, Eh Toots?
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Dodge:
Drops Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Damaged Old Dirty Gas Eater

Fiat:
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fixed It Again Today
F**kin Italian Automobile Trash

GM:
General Maintenance

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars

Mazda:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Pontiac:
Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Cadillac

Saab:
Swedish Automobile Always Broken
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

Toyota:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Rover:
Rustically Over Vented English Ripoff
Rustically Over Vented English Rendition

Audi:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Auto Usually Driven Idiotically

Honda:
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything
Hundreds Of Noodles Don't Accelerate
Hopeless Owners Naturally Drive Anything

Hyundai:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

Oldsmobile:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everytime
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

VW:
Virtually Worthless
Velocity Wobbles
Very Wobbly
Virtual Wreck
Very Wicked
Vastly Wicked
Vastly Wrecked
Vast Wobbler
V*cking W**ker!

Mitsubishi:
Many Inventions To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention

Mopar:
Man On Prozac At Retirement
Man On Prozac After Retirement
Move Over People Are Racing

IROC:
Italian Retards Out Cruising

Ode To A Ford.
On the first day God created sh*t.
On the second day God created Fords (to move the loads of sh*t.
On the third day, God created More Fords (to replace the Fords from the day before, that had turned to sh*t).
Moral of the story, if you want a piece of sh*t, to move a load of sh*t,
BUY A FORD!!

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